AFI? A! F-U!!

Remember when the American Film Institute (AFI to those in the know, goin' with the flow wit' tickets to da show) first came out with their 100 Greatest Films list. Everyone got all excited about it because let's face it we love lists. Then it was Comedies, and then Horror films, and Action and Drama and now they've officially run out of ideas. "AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes" will air on CBS in June. What they ran out of CSI spinoffs. How did this get approved?

How long is this gonna take? I mean, it's not like we have entire movies to explore, these are quotes. Say it with me. "Hasta la vista, baby!" How long did that take? Multiply that by 100. The thing could be done during a commercial break. What's next... "AFI's 100 Years... 100 Nude Scenes."

Oh wait, that'd be huge. But they'd have to air it on FOX. CBS is scared of the FCC since the world learned that women have breasts via Janet Jackson's sun-dial pierced display.