Desparate Cries For Attention.

It's been four days now and there's no sign of anyone shutting up about it. Apparently, the FCC has logged 50,000 calls about the Monday Night Football brouh-haha where Nicollette Sheridan threw herself on Philadelphia Eagle Terrell Owens, dropping a towel before doing so. You see, when the towel fell you could see that Sheridan had a bare back. A woman with a back? First we learn that they have breasts (thank you Janet) and now backs. If the FCC doesn't do something about this soon we might learn that women are fully people, too! Save us from ourselves before it's too late.

Personally, I think the reason they're getting so many calls is because so much attention is being brought to it so now losers can say "Yeah, I called in and complained about that filth on television," in greater attempts to be accepted and seen as someone with convictions. After all, there's been worse on television in the past and we didn't have 50,000 people complaining. Jackson's breast did more than we think. It not only made television and radio afraid to air anything (as the FCC likes it) and is driving the likes of Howard Stern off the airs to satellite radio where he is without restrictions (which I'm sure the FCC hates), but it will drive quality television and ratings further from the networks and deeper into cable.

My question is, where was the FCC 12 years ago when an innocent young college man, flipping through the channels saw that a new television show that he'd heard good things about was coming on and before he could pierce his eyes with the plastic fork he was eating his TV dinner with, he was subjected to Dennis Franz' ass? Huh? Where was the FCC to protect my innocent eyes from the Cracks of Doom?